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I was in line at the Two Notch Kroger when an unexpected pollen induced cough occurred before I could cover my mouth. A big ole glob of lung snot flew out and landed on the back of the woman in front of me. It looked just like spooge. Thankfully she didn't notice, but I've since wondered if her husband noticed when she got home. I'd hate to think she got accused of having pecker tracks on her clothes when it was just some basic asshole accidentally hacking up bronchial jelly.
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